The World of Fantasy

I'm 67 and at that age I Moan and groan a bit, and there is nothing sexual about it either, I also fart a lot and believe me their is NOTHING at all sexual about that! lol! I have trouble Getting Up neither lone Getting IT Up these day's! Even in the snow in front of witnesses.

Sex on the Summit is highly unlikely due to the Chilly Willy syndrome! lol! It's also to bloody cold on the slopes to be the half mile high club either! lol! I guess the next thing will be insurance claims for a road accident will be sexualized because you may have come on to strong on impact with a femon or more likely the femons car would impact YOU! lol!

Isn't 'figment of imagination' belongs in fantasy world too?

So I was not aware of this public event yesterday ,, but I noticed the heavier traffic and lines at the gas station.. I went into the store with my truck parked at the pump, came back out and went back in to buy a gas can. while standing in line the 2nd time with my gas can this woman opened the store door .. convenience store and with 10 people in line says who has the white construction vehicle parked at the gas pump we need your vehicle MOVED NOW!!! I said , well I will move it as soon as I get my gas.. and she was yelling at me in the store.. so I go out there and fill up my can and put it into my truck .. lol. she and her husband are yelling at me and she gets the cop at the gas station as it was very crowded now.. like 4 cars per pump.. I had no idea why it was so crowded.. but I had to park backwards at the pump or lose my spot.. while trying to turn around ,, so I just got a can to put a few gallons in it.. the cop comes up and asks if I am parked there. .I said I AM PUTTING GAS IN MY VEHICLE ! the cop laughed and walked by the car behind me where the woman was yelling.. and her husband started yelling also.. I gave them the finger straight up in front of them and thought about emptying the 2nd can behind the store but decided to go ahead and do it there because they were obstinate yankee ass holes.. the way she flung the store door open and started yelling.. like she was entitled.. right?? when she left the people in line were laughing.. People park at the pump and go into the store to buy stuff and pay for their gas all the time.. on my way back later I saw the 2 mile long line on the other side of the street .. and figured out it was one of those nights. at the civic center.. those people werre acting crazy.,. I told her to go back to michigan. she screams we're floridians.. yea, no way bitch.. I told her to shut her godam mouth.. and her husband strarted yelling at me too.. lol. cop was right there by then.. if she acted normal I would have put the 2nd can in behind the store out of the way and they could have moved up faster.. I almost bought a 3rd can.. lol.. the fcuking vent on that thing was messing me upo too.. it did take awhile to get my 4 gallons..

Sounds like another (you called it) "Amber Turd" moment. Only thing missing is she didn't leave her excrement on the man before evading the scene of the "crime".