This is what drives men to suicide.....

Yeah..... mum the slut is out screwing around and living the lie, "Hey look at our nice family photos"... He's such a good dad!

We have white child, a black child, a blond child, a black haired child, a red haired child, and they are tall and short and thin and fat and dark skinned, brown skinned and pale white with freckles, and they are brown eyed, blue eyed, green eyed, etc....

And he is the father.....

Just none of them look anything like him...

And Mum's men friends keep on coming over for coffee during the day, while dad is away at work and have been doing so for years.

Oh shit, it's either a 8 month pregnancy or an 10 month pregnancy - because I was away for 2 months, and she would have to have gotten pregnant right in the middle of it.... Yeah - yeah it's an early term or late term - just has to be... She is my loyal and trustworthy wife alright.

Dumb fuck.

He is either profoundly stupid or keeping a can on the suspicions, anger and doubts....

If you're leaving the house, take out the trash with you. This is not a metaphor.