This Superpower WILL help you quit porn.

Oh no! I just had a thought! What if Alex Jones got it wrong? It was not the corporations making the frogs gay (and all that birth control.) What if it's collectively our semen being flushed?

@WMHarrison94: With the advent of the Porn Superhighway, and Social Media, I would expect the municipal water supplies have been seeing increasing levels of a mysterious hormone in the sewer return water! [Sewage treatment chemist] John, take a look at this microscope slide. [John] WTF, there must be millions in this sample alone! [Sewage treatment chemist] Yeah, we've been seeing a rapid uptick in this stuff. The concentrations are right up there with head meds. [John] We better send a sample to the EPA as this could be a huge problem, if it isn't already. [Sewage treatment chemist] Y'know, I think I've seen stuff like this but, not in the sewers. It looks like........ sperm cells! Nah, couldn't be. There's just too much!

@InfiniteMushroom: Wait! Does that make us ghey? Damn, I'm boiling all my water now befoer I drink it!

@WMHarrison94: I hope not! If nothing else, you didn't know. Regardless, we have bigger problems than mere drinking water! Like THIS! http://img.chan4chan.com/lolim....g/2013-12-09/jews_im

@WMHarrison94: If you really want to find out something that fucks with your mind, try to calculate how many times you've beat off since you first discovered that trick. Then multiply by the standard volume of cum in milliliters. The answer will be a huge number in milliliters. Convert to ounces and then into GALLONS. If you're a healthy male, albeit a Sub5 who can't get laid, and have been rubbing it out from the age of, say for example, 12. Then figure that most of that went into the sewer system of all the places you've lived in. Then multiply that by pretty much every dude who isn't getting laid, thanks to Social Media and insane Female Privilege / Delusion. That's right up there with an EPA Superfund toxic waste site! LOL!

@InfiniteMushroom: Yeah, interesting. I was joking, but I am now wondering if we are making the frogs gay!

@WMHarrison94: In all seriousness, there are a lot of chemicals in the natural waters that are fucking with the frogs' hormones. If not from dumping, then from the chemtrail pollution that falls with the rain. BTW, contrails (condensation trails) RAPIDLY evaporate and disappear. CHEMtrails (chemical trails) LINGER in the sky for HOURS. I've noticed that most airliners are twin-engined and don't leave lingering trails. The CHEMtrail jets are the old FOUR-engined aircraft and are U.S.A.F. gray in color. Finally, if commercial jets were REALLY leaving persistent chemtrails, the EPA would be making a HUGE NOISE over that. *BUT* because they are CHEMtrails and dispensed by government jets, I guess the EPA has no juridiction over that, eh!

I think she is planning her post wall retirement in her sex life. She wants to help porn addicted men clinically relieve their balls in her "program." That's the feeling I got.

@WMHarrison94: That is the feeling I get too.... That she is basically a hooker with an alledged medical qualification. I also noticed that she ONLY targetted men for her clients.

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: I do not doubt her medical degree. There was a porn actress who went to medical school to serve porn stars. This could be her or her daughter.