Truth or Myth

If I did see any of these three, or woke up on the MOON, I would file it under "BEER"!

I believe in "GHOSTING", not that dumping a Femon by text SHIT. I mean Real GHOSTING, like avoiding assholes shopping late riding a motorcycle instead of having a car, keeping myself to myself! I've seen unexplained things that happened, but never a GHOSTLY GHOST. If I did see a ghost I would hope it was STRAIGHT because I wouldn't want it to put the willies up me! lol!

Using logic have you never noticed how in the 70's UFO sightings correlated with a spike in Hub cap theft?

Alien's? Yep they exist, I'm one and as soon as I can remember where I left my saucer after a drunken night out, I'll leave this shithole as soon as possible! lol! It was only supposed to be a short intergalactic holiday for me, but I discovered BEER as soon as I arrived Here! Bad move!

The Yeti cum up behind the hunter and grabbed his weapon? Hum!" a GAY YETI, that's a new one! I see plenty of Femon Yeti, when I go to the Store shopping, or are they Land whales? It's all very confusing in these Strange Diversity times! lol!