Virtual Zelensky refused entry to NATO and EU in bizarre AI marathon

Even AI Zelensky can't get a break, because people are too busy drinking pools. <br> <br>The people who brought you 'Zelensky asking Biden for money to buy everything in the alphabet' are back, and it seems virtual Zelensky's virtual luck has taken a turn for the worse. <br> <br>In this episode of the hit show which makes more sense than real life politics, Zelensky is refused entry to both NATO and the EU, with virtual Jens Stoltenberg and virtual Ursula von der Leyen coming up with increasingly outlandish excuses such as 'Not today, we're drinking a pool,' and 'Not today, we're smoking gum.' <br> <br>Sadly, the virtual fun-haters at Twitch eventually caught on to the show and removed it from the site, but not before Zelensky had been rebuffed for 27 hours straight. That's a lot of pools. <br> <br>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <br>Freedom over censorship, truth over narrative. <br>Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RTnews <br>Follow us on Telegram: https://t.me/rtnews <br>Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/RT_com