Wants YOU To Munch it! #shorts

Vomit! Diseased bitch should just buy a dog and some peanut butter and leave us alone.

As recently as the 80s, women used to feel shame about even being thought of as sluts. Now they take pride in actually being sluts. These are the last days of The West.

Yeah - HPV - I think there are 57 types and three of them cause cancer - of the mouth, neck, head and throat; and of the cock, cunt and arse.

The more times you eat her out, the more it increases the risk of getting cancer.

AND the time from infection until the diagnosis of cancer is around 25 years.

Oral sex amongst the kids is a big thing, so the patients in the cancer clinics, used to be around 45 - 50 years old, now they are turning up around 35 years old.

Any fucking? Show me your full freshly tested for everything papers from the VD clinic. In fact I want the papers to be sent directly to me from the VD clinic.

Want to see women on dating sites evaporate faster than piss off a hot highway, ask them to bring their fresh VD clinic papers with them on the first date.

Just a health advisory. It is reported that up to 70% of the population has HPV. It sounds benign but that shit can fuck up your throat as bad as your junk.
Girl looks cute, but the decent looking ones usually have the highest mileage.

No thanks bitch...I don't want to succumb to food poisoning.
I'm good, Now onto that double cheese burger waiting for me on the plate.