What do women bring to the table?

The argument becomes how many women are actually righteous versus those who are not. Do I think such a thing exists? Yes. But having one that is attractive and righteous? This now goes into fractions of percents, an extreme outlier or outstanding statistical anomaly. So you find this last remaining bastion of purity of spirit that also coincidentally resides in an attractive female body in todays day and age ( btw , was she sitting next to an ancient chalice?), you are beset with a lifelong task to defending her purity against the throngs of her female peers and some other men that would derive perverse pleasure in having her reduced to another base,shameless whore. It will inevitably become an unending task of trying to keep ripe fruit from going bad. And no matter how hard you try, uneaten fruit always goes bad.
It is a terrible time to shop for a wife in an age where only treacherous thieves are available.

STDs, debt and bastard children

Herbs can only do so much for one's headache. In THIS era, the best remedy sometimes, is prevention.